Idk why ppl flip when someone stalks their blog like honestly you should be honored it’s a fucking website don’t treat it like more than that. Humans are curious I am curious.
Idk why you’d ever even care to look at who sees it anyway just like who cares who cares who cares internet is not important live ur life
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
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okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.